Coming to Netflix

Movies coming to Netflix in the new year

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Polecat! Jesper Haggerton, a researcher at the North Pole (Joel McHale) accidentally gets brain frostbite and returns home thinking that it's 1955 and that he's a clarinetist in the Dave Brubeck Quartet. His doctors tell the family that he's got to come out of his delusion on his own and that if anyone tried to wake him back into reality the shock could kill him. The whole town dresses and acts like it's 1955, resulting in everyone falling in love with a simpler time. Amanda Seyfried cameos as his mute girlfriend Miss Bechdel.

Tooth & Nail: The tooth fairy (James Corden) is called out of retirement after his replacement signs an endorsement deal with a candy company bent on rotting out the teeth of every child on earth. The turncoat tooth fairy will be played by some YouTube asshole to be named later. Zooey Deschanel stars as the photograph of the Tooth Fairy's dead wife.

Hip Hop Henderson: a repressed and recently divorced 40-year old accountant (Martin Short and CGI) takes a sabbatical from his job and begins a new life as the world's hottest new rap artist, G-Dust. Will he return to his old life? He will not. Queen Latifah could be his manager and they'll probably fall in love or something.

The Bowling Greenes: Professional bowler "Booger" Green (Seth Rogen) tries to encourage his teenage daughters to continue in the proud family business, but they want nothing to do with it. He gets advice from his bowling ball, voiced by Patton Oswalt! Katey Cuoco cameos as Booger's long-suffering wife.

The Jumping Beanes: An Evel Knievel- like stunt motorcyclist named Herbert Beane (Danny McBride) travels the world and performs with his wife and three children until the day his wife files for divorce and takes the kids with her. In an effort to prove himself to them, he hires a new family, and plans the most spectacular family stunt of them all! Mrs. Beane: Alison Brie. Fake Mrs. Beane: Chloe Grace Moretz

Astro-TERF: From the mind of JK Rowling comes this sci-fi rom-com with a twist! Cast to be vetted for social media content and announced later.

Old Blood: Martin Scorsese's latest gangster epic is a six-hour love letter to Italian American sociopathy telling the story of Big Little Joey Manicotti and his rise to power and fall from grace in the Allentown, PA, mob. Starring Robert DeNiro, Joe Pesci and Ray Liotta, this film has been cobbled together from moments trimmed from the rest of Scorsese's films. Old Mama Manicotti: Natalie Portman